Well It Isn't Gonna Suck Itself Christmas Greeting Card
Well It Isn't Gonna Suck Itself Christmas Greeting Card
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⭐️ A5 size (A4 folded in half) because size does matter 🍆
⭐️ Premium 300gsm double-sided matte paper that's smoother than a baby's bum 👶
⭐️ Uncoated inside so ink won't smudge
⭐️ Blank inside for your own handwritten message, or add a custom printed message instead
⭐️ Printed full colour with high quality ink
⭐️ Complimentary envelope included
⭐️ Buy Any 3 Cards, Get Another 1 Free!
SHIPPING INFO
SHIPPING INFO
Orders over $50 receive free tracked shipping!
Shipping options:
- Standard - Untracked: $3.50
4-8 business days - Standard - Tracked: $8.50
2-7 business days - Priority - Tracked: $9.50
2-5 business days
More shipping information here.
WHERE THE F*** IS MY ORDER!?
WHERE THE F*** IS MY ORDER!?
All orders are shipped from our studio in Melbourne. Please allow up to 3-8 business days for delivery depending on where you are in Australia.
MY HANDWRITING SUCKS. CAN YOU HELP ME?
MY HANDWRITING SUCKS. CAN YOU HELP ME?
Sure thing chicken wing. We can print a custom message in your card instead.
🔠 Text and numbers only. No emojis.
✍️ Choose from 10 different fonts
🎨 Choose any font colour
*Custom message will be printed in the centre of the right side of the card. Please double check for any typos before placing your order.
I'M OFFENDED BY YOUR CARDS 😡
I'M OFFENDED BY YOUR CARDS 😡
