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Well It Isn't Gonna Suck Itself Christmas Greeting Card

Well It Isn't Gonna Suck Itself Christmas Greeting Card

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Regular price $6.90
Regular price $8.99 Sale price $6.90
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⭐️ 5" x 7" card size

⭐️ Premium 300gsm double-sided matte paper that's smoother than a baby's bum 👶

⭐️ Uncoated inside so ink won't smudge

⭐️ Blank inside for your own handwritten message, or add a custom printed message instead

⭐️ Printed full colour with high quality ink

⭐️ Complimentary envelope included

⭐️ Buy Any 3 Cards, Get Another 1 Free!

SHIPPING INFO

Orders over $50 receive free tracked shipping!

Shipping options:

  • Standard - Untracked: $3.50
    4-8 business days
  • Priority - Untracked: $4.50
    3-7 business days
  • Standard - Tracked: $8.50
    2-6 business days
  • Priority - Tracked: $9.50
    1-4 business days

More shipping information here.

WHERE THE F*** IS MY ORDER!?

All orders are shipped from our studio in Melbourne. Please allow up to 3-8 business days for delivery depending on where you are in Australia.

MY HANDWRITING SUCKS. CAN YOU HELP ME?

A yellow greeting card with text

 Sure thing chicken wing. We can print a custom message in your card instead.

🔠 Text and numbers only. No emojis.

✍️ Choose from 10 different fonts

🎨 Choose any font colour

*Custom message will be printed in the centre of the right side of the card. Please double check for any typos before placing your order.

I'M OFFENDED BY YOUR CARDS 😡

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Mya
This card should be given to a horn bag 😉

This card should be given to a horn bag 😉

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Mya
Perfect card for the Kath n Kim aficionado...

Perfect card for the Kath n Kim aficionado!

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Mya
This card is greeeeeaaaysh 😀😀😀

This card is greeeeeaaaysh 😀😀😀

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Winnifred
Great card delivery was fast!

Great card delivery was fast!

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Irwin
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