We're your go-to store for totally inappropriate and extremely twisted greeting cards! Founded in 2023, we're two guys from Melbourne who couldn't resist spreading our unapologetic, sarcastic humour all over Australia.

And not to mention how tired we were of paying $10 for a greeting card with a bunch of random flowers on it. Yawwwn.

We could’ve sworn that the great William Shakespeare once said, “life’s too short to be serious all the f*cking time. Also go f*ck yourself.” which is why we’re on a mission to spread laughter into the world.

So if you ever wanted to gift a greeting card that makes them think “what the actual f?” or “is this person capable of stealing something?”…then welcome home!

If our greeting cards don’t have you pissing yourself from laughter, then we haven’t done our job right.

And if you don’t laugh at all, then get stuffed.

#yeahnoted