Let’s cut the crap: no one remembers that basic box of chocolates or cheap socks you panic-bought last year that now sits underneath your bed, possibly crusty. If you want to give a gift that actually makes people feel something, it’s time to fully say "fuck yeah" to personalised greeting cards. Not to mention, they're way more thoughtful than another bland Amazon voucher (unless the voucher is over the value of $200. Then, we'll go with the voucher).
BUT WHY - You ask - Why are they so great?
- They Prove You Actually Tried: "Trying is hard" as Madonna once said. Writing something personal beats slapping your name on a pre-written card. Bonus points if it’s sarcastic.
- Cheap, But They Don’t Look It: Personalised cards scream effort, but they won’t break the bank. (Your secret’s safe with us.)
- They Last Longer Than Flowers: Cards stick around. Flowers die. End of story. Will not discuss this point any further.
- Fits Everyone: Whether it’s your partner, mate, that co-worker you barely tolerate, or that random gay man down the street, personalised cards make you look good, even if you don't.
"Where can I find these hot, in-style, in-demand personalised greeting cards you keep yapping on about?" Alright, shut up, I'll tell you. Luckily, you're reading an article about personalised greeting cards on a store that sells personalised greeting cards. This is just a coincidence and no, it wasn't planned.
Our weekly favourites:
Yes weekly, don't ask me about these cards next week as they will have been replaced with a newer, younger, more handsome looking card:
- “In dog years, you’re pretty much dead”: Perfect for that one friend who hasn't quite come to terms with their age.
- “Being the twat of the family is tough”: Do you know a twat? It's time to finally show your support.
- “Happy birthday, you chicken nugget whore”: We all know at least one chicken nugget whore, I think it's scientifically 1 in 3 people, but don't quote me on that I'm not a scientist.
- “You zing my box”: Alright if you don't go to KFC and get a Zinger Box what are you actually doing.
- “Have a graysh birthday”: No kiss, no coach, no kiss.... no coach.
Don't just trust us, trust the word from the worlds most famous faces:
Beyoncé once allegedly said, "You can take away my fame, fortune, but not my personalised cards". We assume she was talking about our cards, but we'll never know.
If that’s not enough, the prestigious LA TINES—yes, LA TINES not Times, they're a small company from Mildura that's now gone bankrupt—has declared our store the ultimate destination for cheeky, personalised greeting cards. So what are you waiting for, order a personalised card today, tomorrow, even next Thursday.