You're Not Retro You're Just Old Greeting Card
You're Not Retro You're Just Old Greeting Card
- BUY 2-3 CARDS, GET 15% OFF
- BUY 4-5 CARDS, GET 20% OFF
- BUY 6+ CARDS, GET 25% OFF
- 5" x 7" card size with envelope included
- Premium 300gsm double-sided matte paper that's smoother than a baby's bum 👶
- Uncoated inside so ink won't smudge
- Blank inside for your own handwritten message or add a custom printed message instead
- Exclusive design by Yeah Noted
- Made-to-order and shipped from Melbourne
SHIPPING
SHIPPING
Orders over $50 receive free tracked shipping!
Shipping options:
- Standard - Untracked: $3.90
4-8 business days - Standard - Tracked: $8.50
2-6 business days - Express - Tracked: $9.50
1-4 business days
More shipping information here.
WHERE THE F*** IS MY ORDER!?
WHERE THE F*** IS MY ORDER!?
All orders are shipped from our studio in Melbourne. Please allow up to 4-10 business days for delivery depending on where you are in Australia.
MY HANDWRITING SUCKS. PLS HELP ME.
MY HANDWRITING SUCKS. PLS HELP ME.
Sure thing chicken wing. We can print a custom message in your card instead.
🔠 Text and numbers only. No emojis.
✍️ Choose from 10 different fonts
🎨 Choose any font colour
*Custom message will be printed in the centre of the right side of the card. Please double check for any typos before placing your order.
I'M OFFENDED BY YOUR CARDS!
I'M OFFENDED BY YOUR CARDS!
Great card!! I bought a few different ones all great
Great quality, fast shipping and the funniest cards! Would absolutely recommend these to everyone!
Great quality, fast shipping and the funniest personalised cards that anyone could receive! I would recommend these to everyone!
These cards are excellent and are guaranteed to get a laugh
Brilliant