Thanks For Being Less Of A Dick Than My Real Dad Greeting Card
Thanks For Being Less Of A Dick Than My Real Dad Greeting Card
- BUY 2-3 CARDS, GET 15% OFF
- BUY 4-5 CARDS, GET 20% OFF
- BUY 6+ CARDS, GET 25% OFF
- 5" x 7" card size with envelope included
- Premium 300gsm double-sided matte paper that's smoother than a baby's bum ๐ถ
- Uncoated inside so ink won't smudge
- Blank inside for your own handwritten message or add a custom printed message instead
- Exclusive design by Yeah Noted
- Made-to-order and shipped from Melbourne
SHIPPING
SHIPPING
Orders over $50 receive free tracked shipping!
Shipping options:
- Standard - Untracked:ย $3.90
4-8 business days - Standard - Tracked:ย $8.50
2-6 business days - Express - Tracked:ย $9.50
1-4 business days
More shipping information here.
WHERE THE F*** IS MY ORDER!?
WHERE THE F*** IS MY ORDER!?
All orders are shipped from our studio in Melbourne. Please allow up to 4-10 business days for delivery depending on where you are in Australia.
MY HANDWRITING SUCKS. PLS HELP ME.
MY HANDWRITING SUCKS. PLS HELP ME.
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ย Sure thing chicken wing. We can print a custom message in your card instead.
๐ Text and numbers only. No emojis.
โ๏ธ Choose from 10 different fonts
๐จ Choose any font colour
*Custom message will be printed in the centre of the right side of the card. Please double check for any typos before placing your order.
I'M OFFENDED BY YOUR CARDS!
I'M OFFENDED BY YOUR CARDS!
Excellent product. Great quality
Excellent product. Great quality.
Excellent product. Great quality. Funny quotes
Great quality. Fast postage.
Dad laughed at his card. It's very rare to make the man crack...