I've Been Chicken You Out Greeting Card
I've Been Chicken You Out Greeting Card
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- 5" x 7" card size with envelope included
- Premium 300gsm double-sided matte paper that's smoother than a baby's bum 👶
- Uncoated inside so ink won't smudge
- Blank inside for your own handwritten message, or add a custom printed message instead
- Exclusive design by Yeah Noted
- Made-to-order and shipped from Melbourne
Nothing says romance in Australia quite like comparing your partner to a garbage-loving bird. This hilarious love card is for anyone who knows their special someone is a total bin chicken – always scavenging, always lurking, but somehow still lovable (kind of). Perfect as a cheeky Valentine’s Day card, a sarcastic love card, or even a funny romantic card to remind them you’d still pick them, trash and all. It’s rude, unique, and absolutely unhinged – just like your relationship.
SHIPPING
SHIPPING
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WHERE THE F*** IS MY ORDER!?
WHERE THE F*** IS MY ORDER!?
All orders are shipped from our studio in Melbourne. Please allow up to 4-10 business days for delivery depending on where you are in Australia.
MY HANDWRITING SUCKS. PLS HELP ME.
MY HANDWRITING SUCKS. PLS HELP ME.
Sure thing chicken wing. We can print a custom message in your card instead.
🔠 Text and numbers only. No emojis.
✍️ Choose from 10 different fonts
🎨 Choose any font colour
*Custom message will be printed in the centre of the right side of the card. Please double check for any typos before placing your order.
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