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I Only Drink On Days Starting With "T" Greeting Card

I Only Drink On Days Starting With "T" Greeting Card

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Regular price $6.99
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  • 5" x 7" card size with envelope included
  • Premium 300gsm double-sided matte paper that's smoother than a baby's bum 👶
  • Uncoated inside so ink won't smudge
  • Blank inside for your own handwritten message, or add a custom printed message instead
  • Exclusive design by Yeah Noted
  • Made-to-order and shipped from Melbourne

SHIPPING

Orders over $50 receive free tracked shipping!

Shipping options:

  • Standard - Untracked: $3.90
    4-8 business days
  • Standard - Tracked: $8.50
    2-6 business days
  • Express - Tracked: $9.50
    1-4 business days

More shipping information here.

WHERE THE F*** IS MY ORDER!?

All orders are shipped from our studio in Melbourne. Please allow up to 4-10 business days for delivery depending on where you are in Australia.

MY HANDWRITING SUCKS. PLS HELP ME.

 

 

 Sure thing chicken wing. We can print a custom message in your card instead.

🔠 Text and numbers only. No emojis.

✍️ Choose from 10 different fonts

🎨 Choose any font colour

*Custom message will be printed in the centre of the right side of the card. Please double check for any typos before placing your order.

I'M OFFENDED BY YOUR CARDS!

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Customer Reviews

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Big B. (Brisbane, AU)
Perfect

Hit the spot / target audience to whom it was intended for our office secret santa event. Ie m boss

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S.T.

Great card!! I bought a few different ones all great

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Aaron B. (Sydney, AU)
Amazing Company!

Great quality, fast shipping and the funniest cards! Would absolutely recommend these to everyone!

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Marianne T. (Sydney, AU)
Best cards ever!

Great quality, fast shipping and the funniest personalised cards that anyone could receive! I would recommend these to everyone!

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Darren H. (Cairns, AU)
Brilliant

These cards are excellent and are guaranteed to get a laugh