I Hope Your Birthday Is Better Than Your Spring
I Hope Your Birthday Is Better Than Your Spring
⭐️ A5 size (A4 folded in half) because size does matter 🍆
⭐️ Premium 300gsm double-sided matte paper with a coating that's smoother than a baby's bum 👶
⭐️ Printed full colour with high quality ink
⭐️ Blank inside for your own handwritten message, or add a custom printed message instead
⭐️ Complimentary envelope included
⭐️ Buy Any 3 Cards, Get Another 1 Free!
How much does shipping cost?
How much does shipping cost?
Orders over $25 receive free tracked shipping!
Shipping options:
- Standard - Untracked: $3.29
4-7 business days - Standard - Tracked: $6.55
4-7 business days - Priority - Tracked: $7.10
1-4 business days
More shipping information here.
When will my order arrive?
When will my order arrive?
All orders are shipped from our studio in Melbourne. Please allow up to 3-8 business days for delivery depending on where you are in Australia.
Add a custom printed message
Add a custom printed message
🔠 Text and numbers only. No emojis.
✍️ Choose from 10 different fonts
🎨 Choose any font colour
*Custom message will be printed in the centre of the right side of the card. Please double check for any typos before placing your order.
I find your cards offensive. What can I do about it?
I find your cards offensive. What can I do about it?
We have a quick 3-step process for this:
1. Write a letter on a piece of paper to your local council.
2. Take the piece of paper and scrunch it up into a ball.
3. Shove it up yours!
Love this card, and it's LARGE! Thanks, will shop again!
Exactly as described and quick delivery! Thank you so much!