I Fucking Love You Greeting Card
I Fucking Love You Greeting Card
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- 5" x 7" card size with envelope included
- Premium 300gsm double-sided matte paper that's smoother than a baby's bum 👶
- Uncoated inside so ink won't smudge
- Blank inside for your own handwritten message, or add a custom printed message instead
- Exclusive design by Yeah Noted
- Made-to-order and shipped from Melbourne
This card says what you're both thinking: you’re horny AND in love—congrats! Perfect for Valentine’s Day or just a regular Tuesday when your partner needs reminding they’re the best you’ve ever had (and you’ve had plenty). It’s hilarious, cheeky, downright rude, and dripping with sarcasm—kind of like you. Honestly, if they don’t laugh at this, they’re probably too boring for you anyway. So, grab this inappropriate little number and let them know they’re fucking lucky to have you.
SHIPPING
SHIPPING
Orders over $50 receive free tracked shipping!
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- Standard - Untracked: $3.90
4-8 business days - Standard - Tracked: $8.50
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WHERE THE F*** IS MY ORDER!?
WHERE THE F*** IS MY ORDER!?
All orders are shipped from our studio in Melbourne. Please allow up to 4-10 business days for delivery depending on where you are in Australia.
MY HANDWRITING SUCKS. PLS HELP ME.
MY HANDWRITING SUCKS. PLS HELP ME.
Sure thing chicken wing. We can print a custom message in your card instead.
🔠 Text and numbers only. No emojis.
✍️ Choose from 10 different fonts
🎨 Choose any font colour
*Custom message will be printed in the centre of the right side of the card. Please double check for any typos before placing your order.
I'M OFFENDED BY YOUR CARDS!
I'M OFFENDED BY YOUR CARDS!
