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Holy Shit You're Old

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  • A6 greeting card with white envelope included
  • Premium 300gsm matte cardstock
  • Blank inside for your own message
  • Designed, printed, and shipped from Melbourne
  • Dispatched within 1-2 business days

🚚 Orders are usually dispatched within 1-2 business days.

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